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Subject: The Colon's Enigma

I, the author of this fictional story, claim that I don't have any
acknowledge or know personally any of the celebrities mentioned and I am
not familiar with their sexual lives and orientations. Besides that, I
don't own any of the professional wrestlers presented in this story. Also
this story and the series that may follow will contain male to male sex so
if you're not old enough or you're offended by them hit that back button
and stop reading. This story is the sequel to CM Got Punk'd, so if you
haven't read that story I recommend you to read it first. If you have any
suggestions to improve my writing as new wrestlers that i could had, just
keep me posted.

THE COLON'S ENIGMA

" Maybe next time bro" -- says ECW Superstar Matt Hardy after His brother's
defeat at No Mercy.

"Yeah. Keep saying that and one of this days you'll see..."

Jeff Hardy gets onto RAW's locker room and he starts to take off his
clothes. "I'm not gay or anything but damn, this body is so
fuckable.". While stroking his dick Jeff gets to the shower and turns the
warm water on.

" Hey Jeff."

" What the fuck?"

" Take it easy, kid. I'm not going to eat you or something..." -- replies
Randy Orton.

"You know Orton, i'm tired of telling you that I'm no kid. And WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU STARING AT MY DICK?"

"To check if you are or aren't a kid. But I can see that you're all grown
up.."

" Shut up before you feel it in your ass..."

" Hey Jeff, i don't have your habits -- said Orton while leaving the
showers -- Do you want to come to a party Saturday night?

"Don't know, I'll call you."

"OK then enjoy yourself... -- said Orton laughing

"Shut the fu** up!!"

`If that Orton doesn't shut up when needed someday I lose my mind and i'll
fuck him hard. What the hell am I saying? I'm not gay.' Thought Hardy
putting his towel around his waist and walking to the dressing room.

"What are you guys doing here? This the RAW locker room. You're Smackdown
Superstars... -- said Hardy

"A little rule-breaking never hurt anybody." -- replied Carlito Colon

"Yeah! We just want to take a quick shower Jeff" -- said also Primo Cólon

"Listen, Colons, get out of here before I made you to."

"Someone is bad-tempering tonight. If you used that aggression in the ring
maybe you'd get some championship around your waist." -- said Primo

"Hey bro, you know what i think of this? I think Jeff isn't being cool. And
i think we should give them the Colon's Treatment." -- said Carlito



"I always wonder what you're capable of..."

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL?" -- replied Hardy while Primo get behind him and take
his towel off.

"WOW! I must say that was far behind my imagination..." -- said Carlito

"Stop with that Colon's..."

"That's all you say: "stop with that..." Something tells me that you need
to get treated." -- replied Carlito

Primo pushed Jeff against a wall, while the Hardy boy give some
fight. "Need some help here bro."

"I know how to FIX this..."

Carlito got on his knees and start blowing Jeff Hardy slowly but in a
5-star way. "Stop...hum...with...hum...that" -- said Jeff between moans.

"Bro, i think he likes it..."

Carlito continued to blow Hardy off but this time Hardy give him some help
as he put his hand behind Carlito's head. "Hum suck it hard Carl...". Primo
started to undressed and kiss passionately Hardy... Jeff start then to jerk
Primo off.

"Let me feel that 20 cm dick in my mouth Primo." -- desired Jeff Hardy

"Ok, i'll fuck him in that ass instead" -- said Carlito

Don't know if you can picture this now:

Primo was laid on the floor and spread his legs for Jeff suck that while on
knees. Primo started to moan as Hardy was sucking his dick fully. Then,
Carlito start rimming Jeff's ass which led to Hardy moaning while sucking
and Primo almost cried in ecstasy. Carlito put then his 21 cm dick into
Jeff's ass and start fucking him harder and harder.

"Wait Primo don't cum now. I want to feel the Caribben essence all over my
body at the same time." -- said Jeff Hardy while moaning.

"I'M GONNA CUM!" -- said both Carlito and Primo at the same time.

"HUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"

"HUH! That was great Jeff. I think that The Colon's will take that shower
now!" -- said Carlito

"Ok, ok! I surrender. Go take that shower. But notice this: next time i see
any of you, any place, I'll fuck you." -- said Hardy while sitting.

"We'll see about that..." -- replied the Colons

Jeff Hardy started to jerk off quickly and hard when, suddenly, the locker
room's door opened......

Hope you liked it... I'm trying to revive the wrestling stories in this
site so I appreciate any feedback or help. Here's my email:
hellboy17_17@hotmail.com

Happy New Year by the way....

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Crash Holly & Jeff Hardy Ultimate Match

Jeff Hardy checked his watch. 8pm. He was horny and needed someone, but itwas getting late. The WWF were in New York and most of the guys were outpartying. Jeff had hurt himself on the latest house show when hitting his Swanton Bomb. He and his brother Matt had beaten Edge and Christian. Jeff had pinned Christian with the Swanton, but had suffered a strained muscle inhis neck when doing it. Jeff put the ice pack down and turned off the TV. Hedecided he was getting laid tonight. But who'd be free? Triple H wasprobably with Stephanie, who he was fucking. Although no one knew, Hunterwas fucking Jeff too. Jeff had won the WWF Intercontinental Title fromTriple H a few weeks before and held it for a week. Although Jeff didn'tknow for sure, he suspected it was Hunter's reward for a great night theWednesday before. He had lost the title back to Hunter the next week, butwas now a more important figure in the WWF. Jeff picked up his keys andheaded out.The Janiero seemed empty tonight. Jeff entered and sat at a vacant table. Noone seemed to recognize him thankfully, although a good looking blond girl,who couldn't be any older than 22, was looking his way. Jeff flashed her thebest smile he could produce and she blushed. He knew Sean Waltman (X-Pac)and Matt Bloom (Albert) were here somewhere, but he wasn't really interestedin those guys and Matt was definitely straight. He didn't know about Sean,but the two rarely spoke anyway. Jeff peered over the bar, his eyes scanningthe tables. He was about to give up when he saw Sean and Matt on a tablewith K-Kwick, Crash Holly and Molly Holly. Jeff felt a wave of longing hit him. Crash and K-Kwick were both hot. Crash had one of the cutest asses Jeffhad seen, but he hadn't seen Crash nude, even in the shower. K-Kwick was asmooth black guy who had only entered the WWF late last year. He was agenuinely nice guy, but Jeff had seen his girlfriend so had ruled him out.He hadn't seen Crash with any chicks, but had heard tales of his exploitswith ring rats. Jeff stood up and headed over there."Hey Jeff!" shouted Sean, who reeked of beer. He was already pissed andspeaking overly loud. Jeff greeted the others and sat down, listening in.They were talking about tonight's show. X-Pac and Justin Credible had beatenThe Dudley Boys and Sean let everyone know it. Sean was good friends withTriple H, so Jeff always acted polite to him, even if he was a jerk. Thediscussion moved to sex, with Sean making light jokes with Molly. Mollysmiled slightly awkwardly, obviously not wanting to hear Sean's drunkenramblings. Sean reached over and touched a breast, causing Molly to let outa small cry of surprise. "Cut it out Sean!" exclaimed Albert, who despitehis tough guy appearance, was one of the friendliest backstage. "Fuck you,Alf," Sean said in reply. "Alf" was a nickname for Albert because he was sohairy and he didn't like it. Albert stood up and took a few steps back,looking pissed off. He said sternly, "Sean, it's time you headed off. We'vegot a six man tag tomorrow with Pete.". Sean responded, "Didn't you hear me,Matt? Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do motherfucker!". Albert rushed overthere, accidentally knocking a glass of wine on to Molly. He picked Sean upby the scruff of the neck and pulled him over Crash and out of his seat.Albert cast an apologetic look at Molly and dragged X-Pac out of the bar."Really, I'm alright guys!" said Molly, wiping the wine off her black pants.Crash, K-Kwick and Jeff were fussing about the spillage. Jeff would havekicked Sean's ass himself, but that could have gotten him fired. "Suityourself, girl," said K-Kwick, smiling. "It's gettin' late so I'm outtahere," he said and followed with his farewell's. He left, leaving Jeff,Crash and Molly to chat the night away. Molly and Crash discussed tomorrow'smatch, where Crash was probably going to lose to Rhyno yet again. Rhyno wasa cool guy, but had very little talent at all. His size, or rather his bulk,are what got him his push. Crash had a bandaged around his upper left arm,probably the result of another careless tackle by Rhyno. Jeff just sat back,offering the occasional comment when prompted. He looked at Crash as much aspossible without being obvious, and thankfully was able to keep himself"soft". After another half hour of discussion, Molly said, "Well guys, it'smy bed time. See ya tomorrow." She winked and headed out. Jeff realized whatthis meant and felt a pang of nervousness hit him. Crash took a mouthful ofbeer. He had a drinking problem and had been punished for getting drunk afew months early, not appearing on TV for a while. He seemed sober today,with only a couple of empty bottles before him."... Benoit's the best, absolutely," said Crash. They had spent the lasthour discussing WWF wrestlers. Jeff had learnt a few things that Crash hadlet slip because of the few beers he'd had. Crash hated Steve Austin, who hecalled "a self-centered piece of trash". Jeff rarely even saw Austin, sincehe was such a big shot. He was supposedly at WWF New York tonight. The onlybig name guys he really talked to were Undertaker, who was a locker roomleader, Triple H, for "personal" reasons and The Rock, who was a lot coolerthan his on-screen persona suggested. Jeff was attracted to Rocky, but heseemed totally straight. Rock had one of the hottes bodies Jeff had everseen. Jeff blinked. "You OK, Jeff?" asked Crash, noticing Jeff deep inthought. "Uh... oh yeah, I'm fine man," Jeff responded in his thick southernaccent. Jeff looked at his watch. 1:12pm. They had another show in NYCtomorrow so there was no rush, but Jeff realized his wasn't getting laidtonight. "Hey man, I think I'll head off. Gotta meet my bro' and Amy earlytomorrow morning," he said. "I'll walk back to the hotel with you,"responded Crash, smiling.They were nearing the hotel when some kind of commotion broke out down thestreet. It looked like two guys were fighting. Jeff wasn't interested, butCrash stopped and glanced over. Jeff sighed and looked around. He noticedsomething half out of the back pocket of Crash's black pants. A key.Probably his apartment key. Jeff felt his heart rush. He could... "No!" hescolded himself quietly. But temptation got the better of him and he lightlypulled it from Crash's back pocket and in a flash tossed it on to the grassstrip nearby. Crash turned, shaking his head, "Those guys are nuts!" andthey completed the trip to the hotel. They were on the same floor, about 12doors apart. "Later man," said Crash as he approached his room. "Yeah,later," responded Jeff and headed down the corridor. He deliberately fumbledwith his key, until he heard Crash yell, "Damn!". Jeff turned, "What's upman?". Crash angrily exclaimed, "Lost my damn key. I'm gonna have to headback...". Jeff put on his best thoughtful expression and said, "You cancrash on the spare bed in my room if you want man...?". The WWF had providedeveryone with queen sized bed's and smaller ones in the same room. Crashnodded without hesitation ("Man, he has no interest," thought Jeff) andthanked Jeff for the offer.Jeff lay on his bed, watching the TV. He had put a tape of this Thursday'sSmackdown in, where he hadn't done much except help Matt beat Funaki withTaka. Jeff thought Taka was cute, but he barely spoke a word of English soit was hard to communicate with him. Crash and Molly vs. Rhyno and Christianstarted, Crash groaning in dismay on his bed. "Rhyno's so careless, man. I'mnot gonna complain because they'll suspend me or something. They're suchassholes." Jeff looked over at Crash's arm, "He did that?". "Yeah," saidCrash, nodding. He stood and wandered over to Jeff, removing the bandage.Bruising. Looked painful. Jeff gestured to his neck, "Got myself an injurytoday too.". "Sorry," responded Crash. "It's a tough business man," saidJeff, who had fucked himself up badly in the Tables-Ladders-Chairs match atWrestlemania on April 1st. "Mind if I have a look?" requested Crash. "Sure,but I don't think you can see anything..." replied Jeff, bending his neckenough to give Crash a look. Crash lightly brushed it with his fingers. Jeffshivered and crushed himself inwardly. "What's up Jeff?" Crash inquired."Uh...n...nothing," Jeff stumbled. Crash carressed his neck and moved hishand to Jeff's face, meeting his eyes. "I... uh...". Crash moved closer andslipped his tongue into Jeff's mouth. He kissed Jeff slowly and deeply. Jefflet Crash take charge, feeling as submissive as he did with Triple H.Crash broke the kiss and noticed Jeff's look of shock. "Man, I'm sorry. Ithought...". "No, it's fine...I mean I liked it!" said Jeff, struggling toget his words out. He calmed himself and said, "Man, I've dreamt of kissingyou for months...hell, years. I saw you on TV before you came to the WWF.Let's...do you...I mean...". Crash put a finger on Jeff's lips and moveddown, kissing his neck. Jeff sighed heavily, a sigh of pleasure. Crash wascareful not to put too much pressure on the neck. Crash took his shirt off,revealing a largely muscled, smooth tanned body. Jeff had wondered before ifhe took steroids, but didn't care now. Jeff took his own clothes. Crashkissed his way down Jeff's slightly hairy chest and found his right nipple.He licked it and nibbled softly, exciting Jeff more than he had ever beenbefore. Crash was in love with Jeff's body, kissing his chest and nipples.He paused to unbutton his pants and take them off. His legs were smootherthan Jeff had thought and tanned. Jeff watched him removed his boxer,revealing a hard, uncut penis. Jeff's eyes wandered past it to the ass thathe had fanticized about so much. It was plump and round, so perfect. Theykissed again, Jeff locking his legs around Crash, wanting him to be as closeas possible. Crash licked his way down to Jeff's cock. He grabbed it andpushed back the foreskin. Crash placed his wet lips around Jeff's glisteningpenis and sucked. Jeff moaned, in nirvana. Crash knew what he was doing,finding the sensative points. He rans his tongue around Jeff's glory hole,licking the precum. Jeff just lay back, experiencing the pleasure Crashprovided.Crash slid up and smiled as Jeff. Jeff's cheeks were a glowing red. It was ahot night and he was sweating. He ran his hands down Crash's hard chest andmoved down to his cock. Jeff sucked it. He took pleasure in Crash's moansand cries, more experienced than he in giving blowjobs. Jeff sucked Crashdry of salty precum and moved to his ballsack, sucking and licking Crash'stesticles. He moved even further down to the miracle inch, humming into it.Crash was sensitive here and moaned even louder. Crash's ass was in sight.Jeff wanted it so much. Crash seemed to sense this and turned on to hisstomach. Jeff knew this moment might never come again, so ran his handsalong Crash's butt, taking it in. He kissed it gently, wanting to tasteCrash. Jeff slowly spread the butt cheeks, revealing a flawlessly smoothbutthole. Jeff thought his heart was going to explode because it waspounding so hard and fast. Jeff moved down and began to lick the soft wallsof Crash's anus. He made sure every inch was lubed and pushed his tongueslightly up the hole. When he was done, he slid back up to Crash and lay alittle beneath him, laying on his chest. "You like my ass, huh?" said Crash,grinning. "You betcha. Why don't you sample mine?". Jeff had shaved his asssmooth this morning. Crash obliged and gave Jeff a rimjob. He didn't seem aseager as Jeff, but that might not have been possible.When Crash was done, Jeff just sighed, "Fuck me." Crash positioned himselfon Jeff and slowly moved his cock between Jeff's lubed ass cheeks. Hepressed forward into the hole, Jeff clenching his teeth. Crash was careful,but it still hurt like hell. Jeff didn't mind though, because the pleasurewas more intense than the pain. Crash got into a pattern of slowly moving inand out, his cock slowly thrusting in and out of Jeff's asshole. Jeff knewwhat Crash wanted and whispered, "Faster...harder...". Crash quickened thepace, moving in and out of Jeff as fast as he could, both men screaming inpleasure. Jeff moved up to meet Crash's thrusts, tightening his ass aroundCrash's penis as it entered, a;lso thrusting three fingers into Crash's ass.As Crash neared his climax, he pulled his cock from Jeff's ass and droppeddown on Jeff's chest, panting. Both men were lined with sweat. "You turn,"panted Crash. Crash moved on to all fours and spread his legs as much aspossible. Jeff mounted him and slowly began his entry. Crash placed a handon Jeff's butt cheeks and just pushed him in. Jeff gasped, as did Crash."Fast as you can, man," said Crash, in an almost challenging tone. Jefffucked Crash deep and hard as fast he could. Their sweaty, glistening body'swere locked as they both cried in pain and pleasure, savoring this moment.Jeff felt his cock expand and gasped to Crash, "Please...I gotta...". "Leaveyour load in me Jeff..." said Crash, who jerked off as Jeff laid into hissweaty and slippy asshole. Jeff could feel it. He wanted to hold off toprolong the moment but couldn't. One deep thrust later and he burst a hugeload, deep into Crash's anus. Crash fired off his own big load a few secondslater and they both collapsed to the bed, Jeff still inside Crash. Both mengasped for breath, laying on the soaked bed sheets. Jeff pulled his penisout and lay on Crash's chest, thoughtful. Crash brushed his fingers throughJeff's hair and cheekily said, "Wait 'till you see my "cousin's" rod...youwon't know what hit you." Jeff kissed Crash deeply one more time, beforethey both drifted off to sleep, in an embrace of love.

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Rockin Hardy

The Rock made his way through the crowded hallway, pushing past otherwrestlers leaving the arena. He was hoping that the guy he was lookingfor was still here.He walked into the locker room, there were still a few guys there. Spike,Show, Billy Gunn.......his heart jumped when he saw, sitting on a bench,icing his ankle, the one he was looking for.Jeff Hardy."Hey Jeff" the sound of the Rock's voice snapped Jeff out of his daze."Oh, hey Rock.""Nasty bump you took, everything ok?""Yeah, just a little sore" Jeff looked up at Rock. So fucking hot! Rockthought."Let The Rock take a look." Rock sat down on the bench.He took Jeff's foot in one hand, and with the other, gently ran hisfinger over the swelling ankle. He just about popped a woody, looking atthis sexy foot. He looked around, the locker room was empty."Looks like it's going to be sore for a few days." The Rock stood up andwalked to the door. He looked back at Jeff, who was standing by hislocker. The Rock turned the lock."Jeff." he walked back over to Jeff."Yeah Rock?""I want to fuck you so bad!" Jeff's face showed how surprised he was."But, I though you were..." the Rock put a finger to Jeff's lovely lips,silencing him."Married? Just a show." The Rock looked Jeff over."I've wanted you for a long time Jeff"Before Jeff could react to this the Rock pressed his lips to Jeff's, histongue slipping into the youngest Hardy's mouth.Jeff was pinned against the lockers, his arms now held over his head byRock.The Rock's mouth felt warm on his throat as he sucked it.Jeff moaned as Rock pressed his mouth against his arm pit, and licked ithard."Mmmmm Rock...OH God!""You like that? Like when The Rock does that to ya?""Yes...yes!""Just wait sexy, it'll get alot better."He laid Jeff onto the bench on his back. Pulling the baggy pants downJeff's legs, leaving him wearing only his black thong.Rock tossed Jeff's pants aside, he saw Jeff checking his package out. Itwas after all bulging in his trunks.The Rock grabbed Jeff's good ankle, lifting his leg into the air. Hepressed his mouth onto the sole of Jeff's foot, kissing it. Jeff moanedin utter pleasure. The Rock smiled as he took each of Jeff's toes andsucked them."OH GOD!" Jeff moaned.He rested Jeff's leg on his shoulder, reaching down, he grabbed the thongJeff wore, with a mighty yank, ripped it from Jeff's body."Hey!" Jeff said in surprise."Shhhhh" The Rock rolled Jeff over onto his stomach."Now the real fun begins." Rock said as he ran his fingers through Jeff'sshocking blue hair.The Rock moved some hair from Jeff's neck, kissing it gently. Jeff couldfeel The Rock's hard cock pressing against his bareass."Mmmmm Jeff, you smell so good to The Rock"The Rock's tongue slowly slid down Jeff's back, along his spine."MMMMMMM" Rock heard Jeff mumble.The Rock pressed his hands on Jeff's cheeks, spreading them, his tonguesliding down the crack, up and down. Jeff grabbed the bench as Rock'stongue pushed into his hole. Licking his ball sac, then licking up Jeff'sbeautiful ass crack.Jeff looked back at Rock, who stood up, pulling his wrestling trunksdown. His 9" dick flopping out."OH fuck Rock!""Don't worry, kid. Won't hurt..much"Rock positioned himself behind Jeff, placing his hands on Jeff'sshoulders, he pushed his hard cock inch by inch into his wet dream's ass."AHHHH" Jeff exclaimed."It's ok, it'll be fine." Rock reassured him.Rock started to pump his cock deep into Jeff's ass. Jeff squirmed, butRock held him down."Rock...""Shhhhh"In and out, the Rock slowly fucked Jeff Hardy's ass. Then he started toquicken his pace. Got going a little faster, pushing a little harder. Hecouldn't see the pain on Jeff's face."Rock...please." Jeff begged.The Rock reached around, clamping his hand tightly over Jeff's mouth."The Rock told you to shut up!"Rock pounded Jeff ass harder and harder. Jeff's pleas muffled by theRock's hand."MMMMMMM Jeff OHHHHH I've wanted this for so long MMMMMM"The Rock's explosion of cum quickly filled Jeff's ass."That wasn't so bad now was it?"Jeff just looked at him, angry. Then, a smile crept across his lips."I Liked it Rock...very much.""The Rock always thought you were a little freaky!" He laughed, "but damnkid, you are hot!"Jeff smiled at the compliment.

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Poetry In Motion
Chapter One

It seemed like it was going to be one of those days. It was an early springmorning. Chilly, dreary and with a glimmer of sun that just couldn't seemto make it through the clouds. Still, I didn't mind the weather. It wasgoing to be my debut match that night and nothing was going to get medown. Especially considering whom I was going to be up against. JeffHardy. The mere thought of him always got my blood pumping.I knew I had to be in top-notch shape for my debut and although I was inbetter shape than alot of the guys, packing 231 pounds of solid muscle onmy six foot two inch frame with a body fat percentage well below seven, Istill needed to train. Stepping out of the shower, I vigorously rubbed atowel over my shoulder length bleached hair with black streaks runningthrough it until it was dry. I passed a mirror and, as I always do, stoppedand admired the body I spent so long perfecting. Smooth as the day I wasborn, I ran my hands over my chiselled pecs and down to my perfectlysculpted abs feeling every ridge and respecting every curve. I had to stopmyself before I got carried away. If I'd gotten to that throbbing, dickthat stood at attention at eight and three quarters, I'd never have kept onschedule.Looking out the window, I saw that the sun was shining a tad more than itwas earlier. Hoping for a nice, warm spring day, I quickly slipped on mymetallic blue workout pants, an orange tank and white sneakers, my standardattire in the independent circuit, and headed out the door to run a fewmiles. As I made my way to the hotel's front door, I heard a voice call outto me. "Hey man, what's up," the voice said in a thick southern drawl and Iknew right away who it was. I turned around to see Jeff standing there,looking as hot as ever in white overalls. His sexy brother Matt and equallygorgeous buddy Shane, aka Hurricane, were standing beside him.I walked over to them, trying to hide the fact that I was totally turned onat the site of them, but I noticed Jeff's eyes wander down for just asecond to the noticeable bulge under my workout pants. "Nothin' much," Ireplied to his question, "Just going for a run to get ready for tonight.""Yeah, it's your first match in the big league, televised anyway. Don'tworry, I'll go easy on you.""Don't bother," I said laughing, "I like it rough. Catch ya later." Withthat, I jogged out of the hotel and started my run through the streets ofAtlanta.After about two hours of running and listening to Marilyn Manson on myWalkman, I looked around to find that I'd jogged myself into the woodedareas of the city. I sighed as I looked around to see if I could determinewhere I made a wrong turn. Seeing nothing, but a long stretch of road andcountless trees, I did an about-face and started back the way I came.As I tried to make my way back, the rumble of thunder could be heard in thedistant. "Damn it," I thought to myself. There I was, dressed for a niceday of jogging and a storm was coming. I picked up my pace and the faster Iwent, the closer the thunderous sound got closer. About ten minutes intothe return, the rain began to fall. "Shit!," I yelled out. I ran as fast asI could and I was getting soaked.Suddenly, I heard a car horn behind me. I slowed and it stopped. The windowrolled down, and I saw Jeff smiling out at me. "Need a lift?" he asked.Without hesitation, I accepted his offer. "Thanks dude.""No prob. You know, you really shouldn't go out like that when a storm iscomin'", he said in that adorable Carolinian accent. "I figured youwouldn't get back in time to beat the storm, so I followed you.""You mean you *knew* that it was going to rain and you let me walk out ofthere like this?" I asked a little pissed."Yep," he said still smiling as he started off back to the hotel."Uh, well, why didn't you tell me?""Ya didn't ask."I couldn't believe it. Was Jeff Hardy, the man of my dreams, playing someidiot frat-type prank on me. "Besides, if I told you, I wouldn't have gotto see you like this," he said and I suddenly felt a hand on my thigh. Itwas electrifying. Before I knew it, my lips were pressed against his as webecame locked in an embrace of unadulterated passion. I ran my handsthrough his silky blue hair as we had our first match, our tongueswrestling for supremacy. Jeff quickly pulled over to the side of the roadand stopped the car.I continued to explore the perfection that sat before me, removing hisshirt before bathing his torso with my tongue, enjoying every taste Idiscovered. Jeff's moans filled the car as I bathed his hardening nipplesin my saliva and gently nibbled at them.I hit the lever on the side of his chair, which caused it to go all the wayback. With Jeff ling there, I climbed up on him and continued kissing hisbody as my hands vehemently attempted to unfasten his white, two-prongedbelt. In a few seconds, I had his belt unfastened as well as his jeans.Reaching in, I found that he was wearing nothing underneath as my hand cameinto direct contact with his throbbing organ. Though I hadn't got a lookyet, I could tell by the feel that he was shaved smooth, even down to hisballs. I grabbed hold of his engorged member and began stroking it as Ireintroduced my tongue to the back of Jeff's throat.I quickly worked his jeans off and opened his legs. I started licking theinside of his thighs and Jeff spread his legs even further which presentedme with a complete view of his substantial cock, smooth balls and baldpucker. I worked closer to his balls and cock and he writhed withpleasure.I began to lick his balls, giving my undivided attention to them one byone. After bathing both balls totally, I drew them, one after another,into my mouth, rolling them from side to side. Then, I seized both in mymouth at one fell swoop and he squealed. I manipulated his cum-packedballs, permitting a little of my saliva dribble out and trickle down intohis quivering hole. Little by little, I allowed each ball slip out of mymouth and began to lick up the shaft of his throbbing dick.Jeff's rapturous moans filled the car as I let his massive cock head slidegradually through my lips and into my mouth. I worked my tougue against thepuffed up head as Jeff contiued to wriggle in his seat and a surprisingamount his precum began to stream down my throat. I started to bob my head,getting into a motion as I took his pulsing dick to the base and back upagain and again. I continued this for roughly ten minutes. Suddenly, Jeffyelled out, "I`m gonna come!" I remained in place and felt jets of hiscreamy cock sap explode from of his blood-engorged dick. I took down asmuch as I could, swallowing all but three of his twelve velvety loads; therest streamed out of my mouth and ran down my chin.Jeff's erratic breathing began to slow. He looked up, seeing the "milkbeard" that I now had and smiled. He sat up and began to greedily lap uphis precious fluid from my face and we again began tongue wrestling.Jeff took off my tank and removed my rain-soaked workout pants, thenreached for my pounding cock. He started to put his mouth to it and I heldhim back. "No, not that," I told him with a grin as I grabbed his ass. "Ihave a better idea."Jeff's face beamed and he jumped into the back seat, getting on allfours. "You have no idea how long it's been since I've had a good fuck," hetold me as he shook his ass at me. "Come on, Nikolas, give it to me."Jeff wanted it bad and I was damn sure going to give it to him. "Alright,"I said as I joined him in back, "But not like that." I grabbed him aroundhis waist and turned him over on his back. "Like this," I said as I placedhis legs up on my shoulders. "I want to love you, not fuck you."Jeff just smiled. His firm buns were yearning for me to enter. I gave mydick a few strokes, lubricating it with the precum that was quickly oozingout of it. I gave Jeff a wink. "Ready, Jeffro?" I asked, calling him by thenickname that I made up for him combining his first and middle name."Totally," he said and let out a yelp as my massive tool crossed thethreshold and invaded his tight asshole.I started out slow to give him time to get used to the six inch thick cockthat was stretching his ass. When I heard his groans of pain turn to moansof pleasure, I increased my thrusting speed, rapidly pounding into him ashe began stroking his dick which was again becoming hard.Moving forward, and keeping his ass at a small slant, I withdrew andentered Jeff from a another angle and again at another. Jeff was whimperingin pleasure at this action. "Oh God! That's soooo good," he moaned.Twenty minutes passed and I began to thrust harder. Our breathing becamerapid and the car filled up with the heat from our bodies as the sweatglistened on our bodies in the sun shining through the windows. "Yes!" Jeffcried out. "God Yes!" He stroked his cock faster and faster still. Then,all of a sudden, I saw eleven thick loads of his cum shoot into the air,some sticking to the ceiling of the car, some hitting me in the face andthe rest falling back onto Jeff, covering his abs, chest and face.As he came, his ass muscles constricted around my cock which sent me overthe edge. I let out a long groan as my orgasmic release came. The climaxwas the most powerful ever as I fired fourteen loads into the stunning bodybelow me. Not finished yet, I began to lick up the cum puddles on his absand pecs, but he grabbed me by the ears and pulled my head toward his andagain we kissed. However, this time, it was different. I was soft, gentle.Then, I laid my head on his chest and we fell asleep in each other's arms.

To Be Continued... Chapter coming in 1 week

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THE COLON'S ENIGMA

" Maybe next time bro" -- says ECW Superstar Matt Hardy after His brother's
defeat at No Mercy.

"Yeah. Keep saying that and one of this days you'll see..."

Jeff Hardy gets onto RAW's locker room and he starts to take off his
clothes. "I'm not gay or anything but damn, this body is so
fuckable.". While stroking his dick Jeff gets to the shower and turns the
warm water on.

" Hey Jeff."

" What the fuck?"

" Take it easy, kid. I'm not going to eat you or something..." -- replies
Randy Orton.

"You know Orton, i'm tired of telling you that I'm no kid. And WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU STARING AT MY DICK?"

"To check if you are or aren't a kid. But I can see that you're all grown
up.."

" Shut up before you feel it in your ass..."

" Hey Jeff, i don't have your habits -- said Orton while leaving the
showers -- Do you want to come to a party Saturday night?

"Don't know, I'll call you."

"OK then enjoy yourself... -- said Orton laughing

"Shut the fu** up!!"

`If that Orton doesn't shut up when needed someday I lose my mind and i'll
fuck him hard. What the hell am I saying? I'm not gay.' Thought Hardy
putting his towel around his waist and walking to the dressing room.

"What are you guys doing here? This the RAW locker room. You're Smackdown
Superstars... -- said Hardy

"A little rule-breaking never hurt anybody." -- replied Carlito Colon

"Yeah! We just want to take a quick shower Jeff" -- said also Primo C lon

"Listen, Colons, get out of here before I made you to."

"Someone is bad-tempering tonight. If you used that aggression in the ring
maybe you'd get some championship around your waist." -- said Primo

"Hey bro, you know what i think of this? I think Jeff isn't being cool. And
i think we should give them the Colon's Treatment." -- said Carlito

"I always wonder what you're capable of..."

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL?" -- replied Hardy while Primo get behind him and take
his towel off.

"WOW! I must say that was far behind my imagination..." -- said Carlito

"Stop with that Colon's..."

"That's all you say: "stop with that..." Something tells me that you need
to get treated." -- replied Carlito

Primo pushed Jeff against a wall, while the Hardy boy give some
fight. "Need some help here bro."

"I know how to FIX this..."

Carlito got on his knees and start blowing Jeff Hardy slowly but in a
5-star way. "Stop...hum...with...hum...that" -- said Jeff between moans.

"Bro, i think he likes it..."

Carlito continued to blow Hardy off but this time Hardy give him some help
as he put his hand behind Carlito's head. "Hum suck it hard Carl...". Primo
started to undressed and kiss passionately Hardy... Jeff start then to jerk
Primo off.

"Let me feel that 20 cm dick in my mouth Primo." -- desired Jeff Hardy

"Ok, i'll fuck him in that ass instead" -- said Carlito

Don't know if you can picture this now:

Primo was laid on the floor and spread his legs for Jeff suck that while on
knees. Primo started to moan as Hardy was sucking his dick fully. Then,
Carlito start rimming Jeff's ass which led to Hardy moaning while sucking
and Primo almost cried in ecstasy. Carlito put then his 21 cm dick into
Jeff's ass and start fucking him harder and harder.

"Wait Primo don't cum now. I want to feel the Caribben essence all over my
body at the same time." -- said Jeff Hardy while moaning.

"I'M GONNA CUM!" -- said both Carlito and Primo at the same time.

"HUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"

"HUH! That was great Jeff. I think that The Colon's will take that shower
now!" -- said Carlito

"Ok, ok! I surrender. Go take that shower. But notice this: next time i see
any of you, any place, I'll fuck you." -- said Hardy while sitting.

"We'll see about that..." -- replied the Colons

Jeff Hardy started to jerk off quickly and hard when, suddenly, the locker
room's door opened......

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Jeff Hardys Big B-day

After a long painful match, Jeff Hardy dragged himself back to his hotel room. He was struck with both shock and arousel at the site before him. On the bed were his lover Chris Jericho and his brother Matt. Completely nude and stroking their cocks.

"You're finally here!" Matt said as be leaped off the bed and gave his brother a tight hug. Jeff could feel the heat and dampness of his brother's erection against his belly. Chris got up and joined the hug sniffing at Jeff's hair and kissing his neck.

"So....what's going on?" Jeff stammered. It wasn't everyday that both your Ultra Hot lover and Super Sexy brother are naked and clingy.

"Your birthday is tomorrow, and we want to show you how much we love you" Matt said as he gently kissed Jeff's lips. "Now, lets get you out of these clothes". Chris helped Jeff out of his shirt and rolled his arm stockings off, while Matt undid Jeff's baggy pants, socks and boots. Both men stood back to admire their loved one as he stood nervously in only his briefs.

"Why don't you lay down, Baby?" Chris purred. Jeff walk over to the large bed and layed down. "We're gonna make you feel real good, Babe. We both love you so much" He said as he slowly massaged Jeff's chest.

"You're our favourite person, Jeffie" Matt sighed and started to rub Jeff's inner thighs.

"UUUNHH!" Jeff moaned as Chris started to suck and lick his tender nipples, while Matt kissed and licked his upper inner thighs. Matt's efforts got higher and higher until he was face to face with Jeff's buldge. He dragged his tongue across the fabric, making Jeff sqwirm in pleasure. Matt pulled down Jeff's underwear and gazed at his brother's hard wet penis. His mouth watered at the sight and started to kiss and lick the hard shaft.

Chris still sucked on Jeff's sensitive nipples as the object of his affections gasped in pleasure. Chris stroked himself, getting his hand precummy and rubbed his juice across Jeff's lips, kissing him and moaning at the two flavours. Jeff wrapped his arms around Chris' muscular frame and continued to kiss the big blonde and suck on his tongue.

Jeff moaned in Chris' mouth as Matt swirled his tongue around the sensitive head of his wet cock, savouring the taste and the sounds his brother was making. Matt stroked Jeff tight in his hand, precum flowing down it, as he watched Chris and his brother kiss. Jeff was lifting his hips, pushing himself through Matt's tight grasp and moaning loud in Chris' mouth. He reached for his lover's big hard penis and gave the wet shaft a tight squeeze and a long tight stroke from his pubic hair to his dripping glands. Chris groaned and broke the kiss.

"Ooooo! Don't stop Baby" He gasped. More of his man-honey coated Jeff's hand as he stroked Chris into a gasping frenzy. Chris slowly fucked Jeff's grip on him, making Matt even more horny as he watched. Even in his crouching position, Matt's cock was hard against his belly and ached for attention. Matt shamlessly rubbed himself against Jeff's leg, the friction giving him little relief. Jeff could sense his brother's problem.

"I still have another hand Matty" Jeff said as he stroked Chris into sexual agony. Matt climb back onto the bed and put his hard wet cock into his brother's left hand. Jeff formed a tight grip on Matt's penis and rubbed the head with his thumb. Matt fell forward, gripping the headboard as he cried out.

"Baby....gonna cum!" Chris shouted as Jeff sped up the strokes. After one last heavy drip of Chris' juice, his body tensed and flexed as his penis reached its maximum girth and length. "Fuuuuuuck!!!!" Chris moaned. In four forcefull jets, He coated his lover in his thick cum. The sights and sounds sent Matt over the edge into one of the strongest orgasms of his life.

"Oh..God! Jeff!!" He screamed and shot his thick cum right into Jeff's mouth. Both men collapsed beside Jeff in complete exhaustion. Jeff smiled and shook his head. He was covered in cum and still as hard as a tree. Jeff slid off the bed, his hard cock bobbing along with his steps, and got into the shower and washed his toned body. After 5 or 6 minutes, two hands rubbed across his hips and soaped his trimmed rainbow pubic hair. Jeff leaned back against the strong body behind him.

"I thought you were asleep" Jeff chuckled and sighed as his privates were lovingly soaped.

"I couldn't sleep knowing my little Jeffie hasn't had his release yet" Chris whispered in his ear. Chris kissed Jeff's neck and cheeks. Jeff pushed himself through Chris' soapy fist. One arm wrapped around Chris' neck and one was against the wall. Jeff turned his head, kissing Chris deeply and whimpering against him. "You feel so good in my hand Jeffie. So hot and hard" Chris purred. Jeff turned around and faced Chris. The handsome blonde stood infront of him with his muscles shiny from the water and his hairy cock hard and throbbing. "You like what you see Babe?" Chris asked as he massaged his right nipple.

"Oh yeah" Jeff said reaching for Chris and pulling him against himself. The two kissed and moaned under the shower as their cocks rubbed together.

"I love you so much Jeffie" Chris gasped in a lusty haze. "I will always love you" he said and kissed him deeper. Chris turned off the shower and gently towled off his precious love. Jeff returned the favor in great enthusiasm. When the two men arm-in-arm entered the main bedroom area they found the sheets changed and a note on the bed.

Dear Jeff,

Thanks for sharing your love with me tonight.

Happy Birthday Lil'Bro!

Love, Matt

ps. Don't be too "hard" on Chris

"That was sweet of him." Jeff giggled as he finished the note. "Now you get me all to yourself" Jeff dove onto the fresh bed and flipped onto his back. Chris grinned and joined him on the bed. The two men embraced eachother in a tangle of limbs and kissed hungrilly. Chris plunged his cock into Jeff's eager opening making the younger man howl in ecstacy. Chris kissed and nipped at Jeff's throat as he held him close to himself, loving the shared body heat. Jeff wrapped his legs tight around Chris' body pulling him deeper into himself.

"Fuck...Jeffie.." Chris groaned and erupted inside Jeff, hot cum pouring out of his lover's full hole.

"My turn" Jeff grinned as he lubed his cock with Chris' cum. Chris, still writhing in the afterglow of his orgasm shouted in passion as he was mounted by his smaller lover. In a rapid pace, Jeff pumped himself in and out of Chris' body getting closer and closer to cumming. Chris wrapped his legs around Jeff's body and his arms around his neck pulling him down for a kiss. The extra contact was all Jeff needed to flood Chris full of cum. Chris' cock spurted a small amount of cum as he watched the wanton expression on Jeff's face as he shuddered and twitched, the pleasure so intense that Jeff had a second orgasm and screamed at the top of his lungs. Jeff passed out ontop of Chris, both men coated in cum.

"Happy birthday, baby" Chris whispered wrapping his arms around Jeff and closed his eyes.

The End

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