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Crash Holly & Jeff Hardy Ultimate Match

Jeff Hardy checked his watch. 8pm. He was horny and needed someone, but itwas getting late. The WWF were in New York and most of the guys were outpartying. Jeff had hurt himself on the latest house show when hitting his Swanton Bomb. He and his brother Matt had beaten Edge and Christian. Jeff had pinned Christian with the Swanton, but had suffered a strained muscle inhis neck when doing it. Jeff put the ice pack down and turned off the TV. Hedecided he was getting laid tonight. But who'd be free? Triple H wasprobably with Stephanie, who he was fucking. Although no one knew, Hunterwas fucking Jeff too. Jeff had won the WWF Intercontinental Title fromTriple H a few weeks before and held it for a week. Although Jeff didn'tknow for sure, he suspected it was Hunter's reward for a great night theWednesday before. He had lost the title back to Hunter the next week, butwas now a more important figure in the WWF. Jeff picked up his keys andheaded out.The Janiero seemed empty tonight. Jeff entered and sat at a vacant table. Noone seemed to recognize him thankfully, although a good looking blond girl,who couldn't be any older than 22, was looking his way. Jeff flashed her thebest smile he could produce and she blushed. He knew Sean Waltman (X-Pac)and Matt Bloom (Albert) were here somewhere, but he wasn't really interestedin those guys and Matt was definitely straight. He didn't know about Sean,but the two rarely spoke anyway. Jeff peered over the bar, his eyes scanningthe tables. He was about to give up when he saw Sean and Matt on a tablewith K-Kwick, Crash Holly and Molly Holly. Jeff felt a wave of longing hit him. Crash and K-Kwick were both hot. Crash had one of the cutest asses Jeffhad seen, but he hadn't seen Crash nude, even in the shower. K-Kwick was asmooth black guy who had only entered the WWF late last year. He was agenuinely nice guy, but Jeff had seen his girlfriend so had ruled him out.He hadn't seen Crash with any chicks, but had heard tales of his exploitswith ring rats. Jeff stood up and headed over there."Hey Jeff!" shouted Sean, who reeked of beer. He was already pissed andspeaking overly loud. Jeff greeted the others and sat down, listening in.They were talking about tonight's show. X-Pac and Justin Credible had beatenThe Dudley Boys and Sean let everyone know it. Sean was good friends withTriple H, so Jeff always acted polite to him, even if he was a jerk. Thediscussion moved to sex, with Sean making light jokes with Molly. Mollysmiled slightly awkwardly, obviously not wanting to hear Sean's drunkenramblings. Sean reached over and touched a breast, causing Molly to let outa small cry of surprise. "Cut it out Sean!" exclaimed Albert, who despitehis tough guy appearance, was one of the friendliest backstage. "Fuck you,Alf," Sean said in reply. "Alf" was a nickname for Albert because he was sohairy and he didn't like it. Albert stood up and took a few steps back,looking pissed off. He said sternly, "Sean, it's time you headed off. We'vegot a six man tag tomorrow with Pete.". Sean responded, "Didn't you hear me,Matt? Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do motherfucker!". Albert rushed overthere, accidentally knocking a glass of wine on to Molly. He picked Sean upby the scruff of the neck and pulled him over Crash and out of his seat.Albert cast an apologetic look at Molly and dragged X-Pac out of the bar."Really, I'm alright guys!" said Molly, wiping the wine off her black pants.Crash, K-Kwick and Jeff were fussing about the spillage. Jeff would havekicked Sean's ass himself, but that could have gotten him fired. "Suityourself, girl," said K-Kwick, smiling. "It's gettin' late so I'm outtahere," he said and followed with his farewell's. He left, leaving Jeff,Crash and Molly to chat the night away. Molly and Crash discussed tomorrow'smatch, where Crash was probably going to lose to Rhyno yet again. Rhyno wasa cool guy, but had very little talent at all. His size, or rather his bulk,are what got him his push. Crash had a bandaged around his upper left arm,probably the result of another careless tackle by Rhyno. Jeff just sat back,offering the occasional comment when prompted. He looked at Crash as much aspossible without being obvious, and thankfully was able to keep himself"soft". After another half hour of discussion, Molly said, "Well guys, it'smy bed time. See ya tomorrow." She winked and headed out. Jeff realized whatthis meant and felt a pang of nervousness hit him. Crash took a mouthful ofbeer. He had a drinking problem and had been punished for getting drunk afew months early, not appearing on TV for a while. He seemed sober today,with only a couple of empty bottles before him."... Benoit's the best, absolutely," said Crash. They had spent the lasthour discussing WWF wrestlers. Jeff had learnt a few things that Crash hadlet slip because of the few beers he'd had. Crash hated Steve Austin, who hecalled "a self-centered piece of trash". Jeff rarely even saw Austin, sincehe was such a big shot. He was supposedly at WWF New York tonight. The onlybig name guys he really talked to were Undertaker, who was a locker roomleader, Triple H, for "personal" reasons and The Rock, who was a lot coolerthan his on-screen persona suggested. Jeff was attracted to Rocky, but heseemed totally straight. Rock had one of the hottes bodies Jeff had everseen. Jeff blinked. "You OK, Jeff?" asked Crash, noticing Jeff deep inthought. "Uh... oh yeah, I'm fine man," Jeff responded in his thick southernaccent. Jeff looked at his watch. 1:12pm. They had another show in NYCtomorrow so there was no rush, but Jeff realized his wasn't getting laidtonight. "Hey man, I think I'll head off. Gotta meet my bro' and Amy earlytomorrow morning," he said. "I'll walk back to the hotel with you,"responded Crash, smiling.They were nearing the hotel when some kind of commotion broke out down thestreet. It looked like two guys were fighting. Jeff wasn't interested, butCrash stopped and glanced over. Jeff sighed and looked around. He noticedsomething half out of the back pocket of Crash's black pants. A key.Probably his apartment key. Jeff felt his heart rush. He could... "No!" hescolded himself quietly. But temptation got the better of him and he lightlypulled it from Crash's back pocket and in a flash tossed it on to the grassstrip nearby. Crash turned, shaking his head, "Those guys are nuts!" andthey completed the trip to the hotel. They were on the same floor, about 12doors apart. "Later man," said Crash as he approached his room. "Yeah,later," responded Jeff and headed down the corridor. He deliberately fumbledwith his key, until he heard Crash yell, "Damn!". Jeff turned, "What's upman?". Crash angrily exclaimed, "Lost my damn key. I'm gonna have to headback...". Jeff put on his best thoughtful expression and said, "You cancrash on the spare bed in my room if you want man...?". The WWF had providedeveryone with queen sized bed's and smaller ones in the same room. Crashnodded without hesitation ("Man, he has no interest," thought Jeff) andthanked Jeff for the offer.Jeff lay on his bed, watching the TV. He had put a tape of this Thursday'sSmackdown in, where he hadn't done much except help Matt beat Funaki withTaka. Jeff thought Taka was cute, but he barely spoke a word of English soit was hard to communicate with him. Crash and Molly vs. Rhyno and Christianstarted, Crash groaning in dismay on his bed. "Rhyno's so careless, man. I'mnot gonna complain because they'll suspend me or something. They're suchassholes." Jeff looked over at Crash's arm, "He did that?". "Yeah," saidCrash, nodding. He stood and wandered over to Jeff, removing the bandage.Bruising. Looked painful. Jeff gestured to his neck, "Got myself an injurytoday too.". "Sorry," responded Crash. "It's a tough business man," saidJeff, who had fucked himself up badly in the Tables-Ladders-Chairs match atWrestlemania on April 1st. "Mind if I have a look?" requested Crash. "Sure,but I don't think you can see anything..." replied Jeff, bending his neckenough to give Crash a look. Crash lightly brushed it with his fingers. Jeffshivered and crushed himself inwardly. "What's up Jeff?" Crash inquired."Uh...n...nothing," Jeff stumbled. Crash carressed his neck and moved hishand to Jeff's face, meeting his eyes. "I... uh...". Crash moved closer andslipped his tongue into Jeff's mouth. He kissed Jeff slowly and deeply. Jefflet Crash take charge, feeling as submissive as he did with Triple H.Crash broke the kiss and noticed Jeff's look of shock. "Man, I'm sorry. Ithought...". "No, it's fine...I mean I liked it!" said Jeff, struggling toget his words out. He calmed himself and said, "Man, I've dreamt of kissingyou for months...hell, years. I saw you on TV before you came to the WWF.Let's...do you...I mean...". Crash put a finger on Jeff's lips and moveddown, kissing his neck. Jeff sighed heavily, a sigh of pleasure. Crash wascareful not to put too much pressure on the neck. Crash took his shirt off,revealing a largely muscled, smooth tanned body. Jeff had wondered before ifhe took steroids, but didn't care now. Jeff took his own clothes. Crashkissed his way down Jeff's slightly hairy chest and found his right nipple.He licked it and nibbled softly, exciting Jeff more than he had ever beenbefore. Crash was in love with Jeff's body, kissing his chest and nipples.He paused to unbutton his pants and take them off. His legs were smootherthan Jeff had thought and tanned. Jeff watched him removed his boxer,revealing a hard, uncut penis. Jeff's eyes wandered past it to the ass thathe had fanticized about so much. It was plump and round, so perfect. Theykissed again, Jeff locking his legs around Crash, wanting him to be as closeas possible. Crash licked his way down to Jeff's cock. He grabbed it andpushed back the foreskin. Crash placed his wet lips around Jeff's glisteningpenis and sucked. Jeff moaned, in nirvana. Crash knew what he was doing,finding the sensative points. He rans his tongue around Jeff's glory hole,licking the precum. Jeff just lay back, experiencing the pleasure Crashprovided.Crash slid up and smiled as Jeff. Jeff's cheeks were a glowing red. It was ahot night and he was sweating. He ran his hands down Crash's hard chest andmoved down to his cock. Jeff sucked it. He took pleasure in Crash's moansand cries, more experienced than he in giving blowjobs. Jeff sucked Crashdry of salty precum and moved to his ballsack, sucking and licking Crash'stesticles. He moved even further down to the miracle inch, humming into it.Crash was sensitive here and moaned even louder. Crash's ass was in sight.Jeff wanted it so much. Crash seemed to sense this and turned on to hisstomach. Jeff knew this moment might never come again, so ran his handsalong Crash's butt, taking it in. He kissed it gently, wanting to tasteCrash. Jeff slowly spread the butt cheeks, revealing a flawlessly smoothbutthole. Jeff thought his heart was going to explode because it waspounding so hard and fast. Jeff moved down and began to lick the soft wallsof Crash's anus. He made sure every inch was lubed and pushed his tongueslightly up the hole. When he was done, he slid back up to Crash and lay alittle beneath him, laying on his chest. "You like my ass, huh?" said Crash,grinning. "You betcha. Why don't you sample mine?". Jeff had shaved his asssmooth this morning. Crash obliged and gave Jeff a rimjob. He didn't seem aseager as Jeff, but that might not have been possible.When Crash was done, Jeff just sighed, "Fuck me." Crash positioned himselfon Jeff and slowly moved his cock between Jeff's lubed ass cheeks. Hepressed forward into the hole, Jeff clenching his teeth. Crash was careful,but it still hurt like hell. Jeff didn't mind though, because the pleasurewas more intense than the pain. Crash got into a pattern of slowly moving inand out, his cock slowly thrusting in and out of Jeff's asshole. Jeff knewwhat Crash wanted and whispered, "Faster...harder...". Crash quickened thepace, moving in and out of Jeff as fast as he could, both men screaming inpleasure. Jeff moved up to meet Crash's thrusts, tightening his ass aroundCrash's penis as it entered, a;lso thrusting three fingers into Crash's ass.As Crash neared his climax, he pulled his cock from Jeff's ass and droppeddown on Jeff's chest, panting. Both men were lined with sweat. "You turn,"panted Crash. Crash moved on to all fours and spread his legs as much aspossible. Jeff mounted him and slowly began his entry. Crash placed a handon Jeff's butt cheeks and just pushed him in. Jeff gasped, as did Crash."Fast as you can, man," said Crash, in an almost challenging tone. Jefffucked Crash deep and hard as fast he could. Their sweaty, glistening body'swere locked as they both cried in pain and pleasure, savoring this moment.Jeff felt his cock expand and gasped to Crash, "Please...I gotta...". "Leaveyour load in me Jeff..." said Crash, who jerked off as Jeff laid into hissweaty and slippy asshole. Jeff could feel it. He wanted to hold off toprolong the moment but couldn't. One deep thrust later and he burst a hugeload, deep into Crash's anus. Crash fired off his own big load a few secondslater and they both collapsed to the bed, Jeff still inside Crash. Both mengasped for breath, laying on the soaked bed sheets. Jeff pulled his penisout and lay on Crash's chest, thoughtful. Crash brushed his fingers throughJeff's hair and cheekily said, "Wait 'till you see my "cousin's" rod...youwon't know what hit you." Jeff kissed Crash deeply one more time, beforethey both drifted off to sleep, in an embrace of love.